Comments on Funny Sayings and Quotes: Funny Sayings for T-Shirt

Dyslexic people have more NUF!

2011-11-15T15:21:50.848-08:00

Dyslexic people have more NUF!

do you think hes milky????? not really good for a ...

2011-10-26T14:53:25.950-07:00

do you think hes milky?????
not really good for a t-shirt i just like it
(you might not get it its an inside joke)

how about ths one "kiss my S whole"

2011-10-19T02:13:41.753-07:00

how about ths one "kiss my S whole"

My personal favorite t-shirt, and yes folks I do o...

2011-09-25T15:05:26.976-07:00

My personal favorite t-shirt, and yes folks I do own this one and wear it proudly! "Yes I am a Bitch, just not Yours!"

If you tell me it's PMS one more time? I stapp...

2011-08-06T00:47:11.307-07:00

If you tell me it's PMS one more time?
I stapple your nuts to the floor...

(t shirt front) read the back (t shirt back) read ...

2011-07-06T03:17:13.370-07:00

(t shirt front) read the back
(t shirt back) read the front

"I'm too broke, i cnt even pay attention&...

2011-07-05T23:42:37.027-07:00

"I'm too broke, i cnt even pay attention"

-I'm right 97% of the time, who cares about th...

2011-02-22T23:27:05.717-08:00

-I'm right 97% of the time, who cares about the other 4%

-If life gives you MELONS, then you may be dyslexic

-Hold your horses, even horses need to be held sometimes

-This is not a drill(picture of a hammer)

-(Aleins drop down from the sky)
''Go eat the Canadians they're good with ketchup.''

-If lfe gives you Lemons,keep then because hey, FREE LEMONS!

-Strangers have the best candy

-3.14 of sailors are Pi Rates

Here is one: If you can read this then congrats yo...

2011-02-06T11:05:33.706-08:00

Here is one:
If you can read this then congrats you are literate.

If you are here then who am I calling now.

I hate my you, but you probably know it by now.

Aliens are coming and you are one of them.

does doubt exist?

2010-08-20T15:38:06.185-07:00

does doubt exist?

-how do i look? -fine boy for sale -fine guy, ugly...

2010-08-13T18:00:36.665-07:00

-how do i look?
-fine boy for sale
-fine guy, ugly purse
-my pocket needs help

How about " If your dick was as big as your m...

2010-08-08T16:40:12.677-07:00

How about " If your dick was as big as your mouth I'd be interested"

or

Attention Thieves
Please carry your I.D. so next of kin can be notified!!!!

OUT OF SERVICE NOT TO BE PPERATED. This shirt mu...

2010-08-08T11:42:53.319-07:00

OUT OF SERVICE

NOT TO BE PPERATED.

This shirt must not be removed
until the equipment involved is
cleared for safe operation!!!

If Life Gave Me Lemons And I made Grape Juice, I w...

2010-07-29T02:09:32.366-07:00

If Life Gave Me Lemons And I made Grape Juice, I would Get Pissed Because I Don't Like Grape Juice.

People say , i have attitude problem I say go and ...

2010-07-21T08:16:10.588-07:00

People say , i have attitude problem
I say go and get your self
"F"

if live gives you skittles, eat them

2010-06-19T09:14:39.405-07:00

if live gives you skittles, eat them

666, that wasn't very nice.

2010-06-01T12:41:03.366-07:00

666, that wasn't very nice.

2 Miley Your a fuckehad.. an inside JOKE!!!h haah...

2010-03-09T15:00:07.690-08:00

2 Miley Your a fuckehad..
an inside JOKE!!!h haahh are you for real!!!
obvisally tacos is a girls cunt!!
and a hot ddog mans COCK

Tacos as in um tacos girls privates and hot dgs ar...

2010-03-04T23:16:18.670-08:00

Tacos as in um tacos girls privates and hot dgs are males privates? yeah not so much nside o a joke

What about these? (They aren't that good but.....

2010-02-15T18:26:59.316-08:00

What about these? (They aren't that good but...)

1.) OMG! Donut seeds! (Then a pic of a bowl of cheerios)
2.) 1 out of 4 people are crazy. If 3 of your friends are okay, you should be scared.
3.)Bob is tired of being killed. Bob commited suicide. Bob came back to life. Ha ha, Bob. Ha ha.
4.) Why did my life have to be a drama? Why not a musical?
5.) Aren't you a little old to watch Phineas & Ferb? Why, yes. Yes I am.
6.) How is Lady Gaga smart enough to translate French, yet she sings -- wait did you say tacos?

IMO, I think those were pretty funny. Except the last one. You wouldn't get it cuz it's an inside joke.

"Morally Bankrupt...but still spending!"...

2010-02-10T15:48:30.675-08:00

"Morally Bankrupt...but still spending!"

How bout: " the voices told me to do it"...

2010-01-30T17:21:16.803-08:00

How bout: " the voices told me to do it"

I m a virgin but this is my old t-shirt.

2010-01-15T03:08:59.944-08:00

I m a virgin but this is my old t-shirt.

I Think Therefore I Am Single (and yes I have a t...

2009-11-08T15:42:58.636-08:00

I Think Therefore I Am Single

(and yes I have a t-shirt that says that)

If life gives you skittles, then throw them at the...

2009-11-08T14:59:54.833-08:00

If life gives you skittles, then throw them at the face of random people. And say taste the f***ing rainbow!