Comments on Funny Sayings and Quotes: Funny Sayings Page 1

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2012-01-16T00:48:12.693-08:00

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Hi I wanted to ask who made up the sayings that do...

2011-12-20T05:54:57.014-08:00

Hi I wanted to ask who made up the sayings that don't have any names after them?

I was hoping to use some of the saying here as chapter headings for a wattpad story I am going to write but wanted to check if that was ok first.

If you respond, please address it to Kira so I know you are talking to me

If at first you don't succeed, the hell with i...

2011-11-21T22:00:04.087-08:00

If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it!

"Things happen for "A" reason. Go...

2011-11-06T16:18:11.458-08:00

"Things happen for "A" reason.
God intended it, someone's stupidity, or our own stupidity.
Rarely is it all three"

life is a play ground made for the smartest player...

2011-10-28T03:52:06.714-07:00

life is a play ground made for the smartest players (cheaters) of the universe.

Anytime i close my eyes... I can't see.

2011-10-28T02:19:07.115-07:00

Anytime i close my eyes... I can't see.

i luvv diss...if u can live without me...why arent...

2011-10-16T17:23:03.112-07:00

i luvv diss...if u can live without me...why arent u dead yet?

i can keep you busy for 30 days: other person:How?...

2011-10-15T19:46:03.846-07:00

i can keep you busy for 30 days: other person:How??:me: Ill tell you in a month...

Love is life but life is not love

2011-10-12T01:37:03.131-07:00

Love is life but life is not love

You dont have any friends once it comes to a d**k ...

2011-09-10T15:12:01.594-07:00

You dont have any friends once it comes to a d**k and a dollar !!!

Here lies old Auntie Hannah Proctor She couldn'...

2011-08-31T19:56:12.012-07:00

Here lies old Auntie Hannah Proctor
She couldn't stay she had to go
praise God from which all blessings flow

I thought a thought I thought I had thought but the thought I thought I thought I had thought was not the the thought I thought I thought so if I had thought the thought I thought I had thought I wouldn't have thought so much.

Dolphins are the smartest mammels in the world. In just three weeks, they can train humans to throw fish for them.

I like a saying I created. Nobody's perfect, t...

2011-08-23T22:04:51.538-07:00

I like a saying I created.
Nobody's perfect, that's why I'm glad I'm a nobody.

Great quotes .... how about this: I met and marrie...

2011-08-02T14:42:13.722-07:00

Great quotes .... how about this:
I met and married Mr. Right but I didn't think he'd be right ALL of the time!

THOSE R GREAT I LIKED THEM ALL

2011-07-14T23:15:22.922-07:00

THOSE R GREAT I LIKED THEM ALL

Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught! LO...

2011-07-03T20:35:19.495-07:00

Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught! LOL that was hilarious

they are funny & some make sense. all more!

2011-06-25T10:07:54.509-07:00

they are funny & some make sense. all more!

act as your age not as your shoe size

2011-06-19T14:24:01.081-07:00

act as your age not as your shoe size

lol these are better than mine

2011-06-16T13:26:35.176-07:00

lol these are better than mine

They jst made my 9t. Pls post more

2011-06-02T14:35:43.471-07:00

They jst made my 9t. Pls post more

its funny and makes little sophisticated

2011-06-01T23:41:28.585-07:00

its funny and makes little sophisticated

these were sort of stupid but some were okay

2011-06-01T14:07:53.109-07:00

these were sort of stupid but some were okay

funny...yet true..:)

2011-02-14T21:40:58.052-08:00

funny...yet true..:)

dis comments can drive u krazy.i will like to call...

2011-01-04T14:20:13.177-08:00

dis comments can drive u krazy.i will like to call it don't mind ur wife. luv dis work need more

A women is a pleasure but a Muldoon is a treasure....

2010-12-05T12:25:45.229-08:00

A women is a pleasure but a Muldoon is a treasure....

>halarious....vry furnyy....<

2010-11-30T10:57:13.295-08:00

>halarious....vry furnyy....<