I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Take my advice — I'm not using it.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
I make progress by having people around me who are smarter than I am and listening to them. And I assume that everyone is smarter about something than I am. ----Henry J. Kaiser
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. The size of the glass could be more appropriate.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis
In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists.
I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
It is not that I trust you. It is because I am lazy.
The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Wherever smart people work, doors are unlocked. --- Steve Wozniak
People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave. - James Randi
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
I’m a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
The good times of today, are the sad thoughts of tomorrow. ---Bob Marley
He who can, does – He who cannot, teaches.
George Bernard Shaw
Posted: Friday, August 14, 2009 | |