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Friends Sayings

  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ---Sicilian Proverb

  • A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!! ---- Author Unknown

  • Best friends listen to what you don't.

  • It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. ---John Dryden

  • If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. ----Edgar Watson Howe

  • If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

  • Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. ---Plautus

  • Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ~Oprah Winfrey

  • Friends are the flowers in the garden of life!

  • The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. ~Elisabeth Foley

  • There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship. ~Author Unknown

  • Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship and find out you still care for that person.

  • Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival. ---- C. S. Lewis

  • When you look around and your world is crumbling or when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to you.

  • A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. ~ Arthur Brisbane

  • Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Hope you find the one that makes you smile. :)

  • Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! ----George

  • It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone---but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

  • There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man's self. ----Francis Bacon

  • Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. ----- Anais Nin

  • The beginning of love is to let those we love be just themselves, and not twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.

  • A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

  • Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

  • A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. ---Unknown

  • Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Comments

  1. A friend will help you hide your affair. A true friend will slap you silly and yell, "Are you mad?!"

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  2. A friend will help you hide and affair. A true friend will have an affair with you!

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  3. A friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move the body!

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  4. Everyone calls it cheating but me and my best friend call it team work :)

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  5. True friends are the ones that glare at you when you push them away, hug you when you need it, and pull you off the bridge when your about to jump. Bad friends wish you luck on the way down.

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  6. A friend will stab you in the back a boyfriend will stab u in the heart but a best friend will just poke you with a straw!

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