Funny Sayings, Funny Quotes, Phrases about Life [Best, Famous, Hilarious]

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ---Sicilian Proverb

A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!! ---- Author Unknown

Best friends listen to what you don't.

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. ---John Dryden

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. ----Edgar Watson Howe

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. ---Plautus

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ~Oprah Winfrey

Friends are the flowers in the garden of life!

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. ~Elisabeth Foley

There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship. ~Author Unknown

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship and find out you still care for that person.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival. ---- C. S. Lewis

When you look around and your world is crumbling or when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to you.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. ~ Arthur Brisbane

Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Hope you find the one that makes you smile. :)

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! ----George

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone---but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man's self. ----Francis Bacon

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. ----- Anais Nin

The beginning of love is to let those we love be just themselves, and not twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.