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Cute Sayings

  • If you love someone tell them, because hearts are often broken bywords left unspoken.

  • Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!!

  • Life is tough, get a helmet

  • Love those who love you forget those who forget you.

  • A mother’s love will never end. It is there from beginning to end.

  • If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players ?

  • I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

  • To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world!

  • Count your age with friends but not with years.

  • Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

  • Sometimes, a cute friend makes an acutely painful enemy. ---Unknown

  • When all you think about is your one and only, you’ve found your only one.

  • You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

  • Life is a garden, Good friends are the flowers and time spent together... life's happiest hours and friendships like flowers, blooms ever more fair... when carefully tended by dear friends who care.

  • No matter what they take from me they cant take my dignity.

  • Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

  • Love the heart that hurts you,
    But never hurt the heart that loves you.

  • Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

  • It’s funny that those things your kids did that got on your nerves seem so cute when your grandchildren do them. ---Unknown

  • There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

  • Life is like a dream and in the end, when you die, you pinch yourself and wake up and never dream again.

  • Half of the people in the world are below average.

  • I wasn’t kissing her I was whispering in her mouth.

  • East to the sea,West to the lands and death to the girl that touches my man.

  • It is better to be in chains with friends , than to be in a garden with strangers.

  • Hold a true friend with both your hands.
    Nigerian Proverb

  • Warm memories of good times and happiness always turn to thoughts of a wonderful friend like you.

  • Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad.
    Christina Georgina Rossetti

I hope you've enjoyed these Cute Quotes and Sayings.


  1. Husbands are like parking spaces. All the good ones have gone and the leftovers are hadicapped!

  2. Life is tough... It's tougher if your stupid!

  3. i saw somewhere "disabled toilets"

  4. If nothing goes right, turn left

  5. its useless to wish on a dead star, so why wish on unwanted love.

  6. When there are no right ways, go left.

    Three lefts make a right. If only wrongs worked that way.

  7. Men are just like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the only ones left a handicapped.

  8. No one will die a virgin. In the end life fucks us all.


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