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Cute Sayings

  • If you love someone tell them, because hearts are often broken bywords left unspoken.

  • Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!!

  • Life is tough, get a helmet

  • Love those who love you forget those who forget you.

  • A mother’s love will never end. It is there from beginning to end.

  • If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players ?

  • I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

  • To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world!

  • Count your age with friends but not with years.

  • Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

  • Sometimes, a cute friend makes an acutely painful enemy. ---Unknown

  • When all you think about is your one and only, you’ve found your only one.

  • You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

  • Life is a garden, Good friends are the flowers and time spent together... life's happiest hours and friendships like flowers, blooms ever more fair... when carefully tended by dear friends who care.

  • No matter what they take from me they cant take my dignity.

  • Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

  • Love the heart that hurts you,
    But never hurt the heart that loves you.

  • Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

  • It’s funny that those things your kids did that got on your nerves seem so cute when your grandchildren do them. ---Unknown

  • There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

  • Life is like a dream and in the end, when you die, you pinch yourself and wake up and never dream again.

  • Half of the people in the world are below average.

  • I wasn’t kissing her I was whispering in her mouth.

  • East to the sea,West to the lands and death to the girl that touches my man.

  • It is better to be in chains with friends , than to be in a garden with strangers.

  • Hold a true friend with both your hands.
    Nigerian Proverb

  • Warm memories of good times and happiness always turn to thoughts of a wonderful friend like you.
    Unknown

  • Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad.
    Christina Georgina Rossetti

I hope you've enjoyed these Cute Quotes and Sayings.

Comments

  1. Husbands are like parking spaces. All the good ones have gone and the leftovers are hadicapped!

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  2. Life is tough... It's tougher if your stupid!

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  3. i saw somewhere "disabled toilets"

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  4. If nothing goes right, turn left

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  5. its useless to wish on a dead star, so why wish on unwanted love.

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  6. When there are no right ways, go left.

    Three lefts make a right. If only wrongs worked that way.

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  7. Men are just like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the only ones left a handicapped.

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  8. No one will die a virgin. In the end life fucks us all.

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