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Beach Sayings

Here is a collection of best Beach Sayings and Quotes. Enjoy....
  • A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach and does not send a card. -----Farmer’s Almanac

  • The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea. ---Isak Dinesen

  • I have always loved the beach. The smell of the salty water, the wind in my face, the gentle roar of the waves all combine to create a sense of peace and calm. -----Anonymous

  • I never tell one client that I cannot attend his sales convention because I have a previous engagement with another client; successful polygamy depends upon pretending to each spouse that she is the only pebble on your beach. ----David Ogilvy

  • To love, and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides

  • Ocean: A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man who has no gills. ---Ambrose Bierce

  • I dropped a tear in the ocean, and whenever they find it I'll stop loving you, only then. ---Anonymous

  • Heiland ran a nice route, and that ball was perfect. It was a beautiful thing to watch.

  • I was going to the beach with my girlfriend`s family. They`re all really big into soccer and her brother was this soccer superstar. And I`m hanging out at the beach with all these jocks and then there`s me. I know nothing about sports. I don`t even know w... Jonah Hill
    10. The coconut trees, lithe and graceful, crowd the beach like a minuet of slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses. ----William Manchester

  • You can comb the sands or lie in the sun.
    The choice is yours, as long as it is fun.

  • As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of love. ---Unknown

  • The three great elemental sounds in nature are the sound of rain, the sound of wind in a primeval wood, and the sound of outer ocean on a beach. ---Henry Beston

  • To tell you the truth, I don`t have any expensive tastes. I`m just as happy going to a beach and sitting in the sun today as I was ten years ago. I wouldn`t feel comfortable if I drove there in a Bentley convertible. Helen Hun

  • Even the upper end of the river believes in the ocean. ---William Stafford

  • I don't care how much lip service they give you about it, there is this culture in Atlantic Beach that believes this nonsense is OK. ----Charles Williams

  • Roll on, deep and dark blue ocean, roll. Ten thousand fleets sweep over thee in vain. Man marks the earth with ruin, but his control stops with the shore. ---Lord Byron.

  • Even the upper end of the river believes in the ocean. ---William Stafford

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