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Funny Sayings Page 17

There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.
George Burns

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart.
Zig Ziglar

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.
Bernard Manning

You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree.

If you woke up today, congratulations! You have another chance.
Unknown

Excuses are like asses everyone’s got them and they all stink.

It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there’s no money.
P.J. Rourke

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer.
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