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Funny Sayings Page 20

Believe those who are seeking truth, doubt those who find it.
Andre Gide

I'm so cool, I make ice jealous!

Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where you are.
Christina Foyle

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

S** is like air, it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly!
Winston Churchill

When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Max Eastman

Where there’s a will…..I want to be in it.

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.

I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.
Christina …