Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars!

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.- Buster Keaton

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.- Unknown

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? ----Groucho Marx

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

I'm attempting to construct a mnemonic memory circuit, using stone knives and bearskins. – Spock

A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.
Ernest Leroy Boyer

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
A.A.Attanasio

Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
Gerald Ford

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more daring.
Alphonse Karr

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Mae Wes

One advantage of marriage it seems to me is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
Judith Viorst

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing. —- Kin Hubbard