I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. ~Colin Sautar
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the project manager, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
The most important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein
Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others. -----Confucius
You are a time millionaire - for a rich life invest wisely. (Richard Andrews
You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH"
You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup.
Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker. - Anonymous
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick.
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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