don't look at me in that tone of voice.
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants. ---Chuck Tanner
Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. --- Unknown
I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” ---- Oscar Wilde
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best
Of all days, the day on which one has not laughed is the one most surely wasted. ----Sébastien Roch Nicolas Chamfort
A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around. -----Carolyn Birmingham
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Nobody ever died of laughter. ---- Max Beerbohm
Laughter is a medicine with no side effects.
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
No, we've had no evidence that Saddam Hussein was involved with September the 11th," Bush NYTimes
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ----Jean Kerr
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met! Rodney Dangerfield
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery. Unknown
You've got to have something to eat and a little love in your life before you can hold still for any damn body's sermon on how to behave. ----Billie Holiday
Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ---Unknown
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Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. ~ Woody Allen
If you think your wife's jewellery is an investment, try selling a few pieces.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
I respect your reality and detonate my own.
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. ---Carol Leifer
Life’s a bitch and then you die.
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There comes a time in every friendship when you have to say: I never liked you in the first place.
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. ----Bob Hope
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Lol, the thing about not dying from laughter isn't true. They actually had a whole show devoted to people dying, and one way was from laughing for days until his heart failed----- He died from laughter.
he died from hear failure silly
but the heart failure was caused from laughing so therefor he did die form laughter.
Heart failure is not caused from laughing..it would be a pre existing condition.
you must work in the health insurance field
Hahaha! now THAT! is funny... lol
that was the joke...
I prettiest smile is one made through tears...
my doctor says am a laugherholic hmm guess am addicted 2 laughing
no one ever died of laughter but i know someone whose one ear-drums burst due to laughing. He had a surgery and can't hear correctly from that ear.
I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.
u know how ur heart beats faster when u exercise... well when the guy laughed it sped up his heart until it finally gave out so yea he did die of laughing XP
if there was such a thing as litrealization you would have died in childhood!
I've got one:D Yall are fucking stupid except for the guy up top who said it was a pre-existing condition. He didnt DIE from laughter. That's like say the fat man who DIE from a heart attack died from big mac overdosed LoL.. That show youre talking about... Since when was it a smart idea to believe everything you see on tv? Stfu if you don't know what you're talking about... idiots.
What a prick.....
wow what a dick his heart stoped beating because of lack of oxegen from laughing u idiot
....Laughter is a medicine with no side effects....
Really?? cuz sometimes i laugh so hard i start to cry or my sides hurt. or i get bruises 'cause i fall to the dround laughinf...those sound like side effects to me
laughing now sounds dangerous
most of the people that type 'lol' are not laughing when they type it
lol :)
get this. parachute for sale..never opened,used only once, small stain. har har =~]....i laughed and got a side stich but dont think that was from laughter. just lack of oxygen.
um people dont u think ur kinda overanalyzing it now?
You are talking about 1000 ways to die the show...i saw that episode!! If he died from laughing or not no big deal he is dead so RIP
It is possible to die from laughter over laughing causes lack of breath causing brain failure and deat so technically laughing too much can cause death
I laughed so hard once that tears ran down my leg.
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