Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Ted, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Birthdays are good for you, statistics show the people who have the most live longest.
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world.
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.
A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un birthday presents and only one for birthday presents.
Idleness is graveyard of living. A life unemployed is a life un-enjoyed.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
On this special ocassion of your birthday, I would to say some words of wisdom to you.....Smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday Dear
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement. - Benjamin Franklin
Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. Ruth Gordon
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. Branch Rickey
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Ellen Glasgow
Best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. Robert Orben
Age is like underwear...it creeps up on you!
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny
Some like Sunday some like Monday, but I like your birthday. happy birthday. Unknown
- Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. Jean Paul Richter
Funny Birthday Sayings
Birthday and fun are two sides of the same coin. Wish a fun-filled birthday to your friend/family or colleague with Funny Birthday sayings and make him LOL on this most important day of his/her life.