Funny Birthday Sayings

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Birthday and fun are two sides of the same coin. Wish a fun-filled birthday to your friend/family or colleague with Funny Birthday sayings and make him LOL on this most important day of his/her life.

  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

  • If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.

  • Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

  • When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

  • If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

  • Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Ted, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

  • Birthdays are good for you, statistics show the people who have the most live longest.

  • Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world.

  • Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.

  • Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.

  • There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.

  • A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

  • There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un birthday presents and only one for birthday presents.

  • Idleness is graveyard of living. A life unemployed is a life un-enjoyed.

  • The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once

  • On this special ocassion of your birthday, I would to say some words of wisdom to you.....Smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday Dear

  • At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement. - Benjamin Franklin

  • Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. Ruth Gordon

  • First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. Branch Rickey

  • It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Ellen Glasgow

  • Best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. Robert Orben

  • Age is like underwear...it creeps up on you!

  • Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny

  • Some like Sunday some like Monday, but I like your birthday. happy birthday. Unknown

  • Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. Jean Paul Richter
If you have got such funny birthday sayings, feel free to add 'em in comments section below.

5 comments:

  1. abcinthehood said...
  2. the nations best kept secret.....your age!!!

  3. Anonymous said...
  4. hahaha good one (lmao) :D

  5. Anonymous said...
  6. Omg I love these saying they are just so adorable. :D

  7. Anonymous said...
  8. Nice...very 9ice

  9. Ula said...
  10. Here i am:))) happy birthday to me:)

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