I guess I don’t mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel
- Don’t worry about avoiding temptation – as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? -Barry Cryer
- Growing old is like...
Being increasingly penalized ,
For a crime you have not committed!
I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel. ~Elizabeth Arden
We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. ~George Bernard Shaw
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~Truman Capote
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. --- George Burns
- Old age is when you keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
- Lillian Carter
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. ---Harry Hershfield
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. --- George Burns
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.
Old age takes away what we’ve inherited and gives us what we’ve earned.
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able to provide bad examples." La Rochefoucauld
- You're not 70, you're 20 with 50 years experience.
The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Old age comes at a bad time. ---San Banducci
The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. ---Madeleine L'Engle
- Getting older means, becoming the person you are meant to be."
o me old age is 15 years older than I am.
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." Woody Allen
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." George Burns.
- I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something. ~ George Burns
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet." Rita Rudner.
You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. ~ John Mendoza
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. ~ George Burns
- I wouldn't say that you're old...
...you've just been young longer than most of us.
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured. ---Marcus Tullius Cicero
- Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong