Funny Friendship Sayings

Friendship is most precious and beautiful thing in the world. It’s divine blessing of god. If we have friends to share our life with, life becomes a cake walk. We learn to laugh at it instead of being buffeted by it. It’s our 24X7 support system. Here’s a collection of some touchy yet funny friendship sayings to enjoy the spirit of friendship.
  • Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.----Anne Morrow Lindbergh

  • I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh. if you jump out the window I look down then….I laugh again.

  • An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. ---Jim Hayes

  • One discovers a friend by chance, and cannot but feel regret that 20 or 30 years of life may have been spent without the least knowledge of him. ---Charles Dudley Warner

  • A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

  • I saw a close friend of mine the other day. He said "How come you haven't called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no 5 on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know. My calendar has no 7s. ---Steven Wright

  • We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.

  • When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

  • I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. --Plutarch

  • The best time to make friends is before you need them. ---Ether Barry More

  • A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. ----Bernard Meltzer

  • One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ---George Carlin

  • The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

  • I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends-they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!

  • Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

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  1. A good friend will bail you out of jail... A best friend will be sitting right next to you, laughing their a$$ off.

  2. girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press a wrong button you're done!!

  3. A friend will lend you an umbrella... But a GREAT friend will take yours and say "RUN RETARD YOU'RE GETTING WET!!!!"

  4. it takes you enemy and your friend,working together to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.

  5. your best friend's wife is like a vending machine, you know there;s alot of goodies in it , but you can't get to it...

  6. a good friend will want to bail you out, a best friend will be sitting next to you in a cell and say "that was fun"

  7. A good friend will bail you out of jail... A best friend will be sitting right next to you,saying"Dude we fcuked up."

  8. you can pick your friends. you can pick your nose. but you can't pick your friend's nose.

  9. A good friend will jump off a cliff with you but a best friend will let you jump, run down, catch you then ask for a turn.

  10. a best friend is someone that brings the best out of me. yea i dont have a best friend