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Funny Friendship Sayings

Friendship is most precious and beautiful thing in the world. It’s divine blessing of god. If we have friends to share our life with, life becomes a cake walk. We learn to laugh at it instead of being buffeted by it. It’s our 24X7 support system. Here’s a collection of some touchy yet funny friendship sayings to enjoy the spirit of friendship.
  • Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.----Anne Morrow Lindbergh

  • I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh. if you jump out the window I look down then….I laugh again.

  • An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. ---Jim Hayes

  • One discovers a friend by chance, and cannot but feel regret that 20 or 30 years of life may have been spent without the least knowledge of him. ---Charles Dudley Warner

  • A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

  • I saw a close friend of mine the other day. He said "How come you haven't called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no 5 on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know. My calendar has no 7s. ---Steven Wright

  • We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.

  • When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

  • I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. --Plutarch

  • The best time to make friends is before you need them. ---Ether Barry More

  • A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. ----Bernard Meltzer

  • One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ---George Carlin

  • The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

  • I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends-they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!

  • Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

If you have some such Funny Friendship Sayings and Quotes, feel free to share them with us by leaving your comment below.

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  1. A good friend will bail you out of jail... A best friend will be sitting right next to you, laughing their a$$ off.

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  2. girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press a wrong button you're done!!

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  3. A friend will lend you an umbrella... But a GREAT friend will take yours and say "RUN RETARD YOU'RE GETTING WET!!!!"

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  4. it takes you enemy and your friend,working together to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.

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  5. your best friend's wife is like a vending machine, you know there;s alot of goodies in it , but you can't get to it...

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  6. a good friend will want to bail you out, a best friend will be sitting next to you in a cell and say "that was fun"

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  7. A good friend will bail you out of jail... A best friend will be sitting right next to you,saying"Dude we fcuked up."

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  8. you can pick your friends. you can pick your nose. but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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  9. A good friend will jump off a cliff with you but a best friend will let you jump, run down, catch you then ask for a turn.

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  10. a best friend is someone that brings the best out of me. yea i dont have a best friend

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