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I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
Unknown
Feel free to use anything, except my spouse & my toothbrush...I mean it about the toothbrush.
Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? Anyhow, I'm busting for a pee.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Unknown
Wi-fi went down for five minutes, So I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people. :)
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
Craig Bruce
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Steven Wright
Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!
Anonymous
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson Source : Humorous Funny Sayings
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
I want to make a Facebook account and name it Nobody so that when I like some post, it would say Nobody Likes This.
Unknown
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
Lord Byron
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Sommerset Morgan
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Anonymous
I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B. Morton
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.
Anonymous
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.
Henry David Thoreau
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
Eddie Murphy, Shrek
The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I found a great way to attract money... work!
Curtis D. Tucker Source: www.happyquotes4u.com
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Holmes
If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.
Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!
Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
German Proverb
Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.
Unknown
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Doug Larson
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.
Bob Hope
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Benjamin Franklin
I don't want to quit drinking because, as they say, winners never quit and quitters never win.
Unknown
Life is so unlike theory.
Unknown
All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
Miguel De Cervantes
As he was valiant, I honor him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.
William Shakespeare
Life is a terminal disease for which there is no vaccination.
Anonymous
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
Unknown
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen
Sugar is sweet, Lemons are tart.
I love you more than a unicorn fart.
It's OK if you disagree with me, I can't force you to be right.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run! He hates that!
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. William James
Don't forget to leave your comments about these Quotes and Sayings in the comment section below.
Unknown
Feel free to use anything, except my spouse & my toothbrush...I mean it about the toothbrush.
Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? Anyhow, I'm busting for a pee.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Unknown
Wi-fi went down for five minutes, So I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people. :)
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
Craig Bruce
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Steven Wright
Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!
Anonymous
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson Source : Humorous Funny Sayings
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
I want to make a Facebook account and name it Nobody so that when I like some post, it would say Nobody Likes This.
Unknown
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
Lord Byron
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Sommerset Morgan
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Anonymous
I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B. Morton
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.
Anonymous
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.
Henry David Thoreau
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
Eddie Murphy, Shrek
The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I found a great way to attract money... work!
Curtis D. Tucker Source: www.happyquotes4u.com
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Holmes
If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.
Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!
Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
German Proverb
Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.
Unknown
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Doug Larson
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.
Bob Hope
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Benjamin Franklin
I don't want to quit drinking because, as they say, winners never quit and quitters never win.
Unknown
Life is so unlike theory.
Unknown
All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
Miguel De Cervantes
As he was valiant, I honor him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.
William Shakespeare
Life is a terminal disease for which there is no vaccination.
Anonymous
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
Unknown
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen
Sugar is sweet, Lemons are tart.
I love you more than a unicorn fart.
It's OK if you disagree with me, I can't force you to be right.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run! He hates that!
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. William James
Don't forget to leave your comments about these Quotes and Sayings in the comment section below.
